Things People Said: Resume and Cover Letter Quotations

“I saw your ad on the information highway, and I came to a screeching halt.”

“Excellent memory; strong math aptitude; excellent memory; effective management skills; and very good at math.”

“Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!”

“Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.”

And many many more giggle-inducing lines at http://www.rinkworks.com/said/resume.shtml